Anonymous said: My girlfriends tits are ugly from weightloss what exercises can she do?

fuckyeahsexeducation:

blondesquats:

What the fuck do you think is gunna happen when you lose weight from your chest.. they’re going to magically turn into perky rainbow titties?? Instead of coming to me for exercises you should exit her life she don’t need no man calling her tits ugly. You should be asking me how to fix that stank personality.

This is basically my response to anyone wanting to change their partner’s body.

unamusedsloth:

Baby goats aka kids are for everyone.

HE’S FUCKIN FAMILY

shouldnt:

thank you Bathtub Barracuda.

omg

hoechlder:

I’m fine, i’m fine! Just get to Scott…Hey, hey. Save him.

hoechlder:

I’m fine, i’m fine! Just get to Scott…Hey, hey. Save him.

itsninjam:

tedmosbyisnotajerk:

if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is i’m gonna show them this video and just walk away

GOD ITS 5AM AND IM TRYING TO HOLD IN MY LAUGHTER FUCK

viseryistargaryen:

"Yeah I called for a Uber."

viseryistargaryen:

"Yeah I called for a Uber."

the-pietriarchy:

clearly-on-drugs:

the-pietriarchy:

there are still school shooter fangirls on this website

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do you really have to be this fucking ignorant?

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